I hump on the first date T-shirts

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Aye, one of me mateys wore this shirt the last time we were in port. He got all sorts of booty! Harrr booty! Get it?
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I hump on the first date T-shirts
Aye, The last time I was in port, there were all these weird kids smoking funny cigarettes down on the docks. We kidnapped them.
Aye Mateys. Every ship must have guards to protect the two most important things: life and beer.
Aye, land lubbers and their computar machine addictions...
Aye. There be nothin' better than enjoyin' a few pints with yer mates in a brothel named after a naked tiki god.
Aye, The last time I was in port, there were all these weird kids smoking funny cigarettes down on the docks. We kidnapped them.
Aye Mateys. Every ship must have guards to protect the two most important things: life and beer.
Aye, land lubbers and their computar machine addictions...
Aye. There be nothin' better than enjoyin' a few pints with yer mates in a brothel named after a naked tiki god.