HAR! I bet you know someone who wears a tin foil hat and worries about Big Brother tracking everywhere they go and everything they do. They are convinced that there are conspiracies everywhere and The Man is working against them. This t-shirt is the PERFECT gift for them.
Aye, Back in the prehistoric times cavepirates thought that dinosaurs were dino-mite! Yo ho hAr.
Aye, One time me pirate ship got off course and ednded up a runnin' aground in Milwaukee. Me mateys and I drank Milwaukee's Best and got sloppy.
Aye, There be nothin' like Booty Camp to get your pirate arse of yours in shape.
