Aye Mateys, I finally be gettin' the hang of them computin' machines.
Aye Mateys, I caught a Sea Monster back in the day and released in the Loch. Now people see it and they think they are special.
Aye, My old mate Lenny used to wear this shirt when we threw him in the brig.
HAR! I bet you know someone who wears a tin foil hat and worries about Big Brother tracking everywhere they go and everything they do. They are convinced that there are conspiracies everywhere and The Man is working against them. This t-shirt is the PERFECT gift for them.